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hammeredtech:

knightobiwan:

hammeredtech replied to your post: Hey Obi have you ever heard of Cinderella?

((BITE YOUR TONGUE OBI YOU LITTLE BITCH I’M NAMING MY DAUGHTER THAT.))

[LOL.]

((CINDERELLA SNOW WHITE <INSERT HUSBAND’S LAST NAME HERE, BUT IT BETTER FUCKING BE “CHARMING”>))

[KENOBI, BITCH.]

((YOU ARE NOT MY REAL HUSBAND OBI I’M SORRY BUT FOR REAL EMILY YOU DON’T ACTUALLY EXIST AND IT SUCKS.

SO NYEH.))

[SO FAR AS YOU KNOW.]

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hammeredtech:

knightobiwan:

hammeredtech replied to your post: Hey Obi have you ever heard of Cinderella?

((BITE YOUR TONGUE OBI YOU LITTLE BITCH I’M NAMING MY DAUGHTER THAT.))

[LOL.]

((CINDERELLA SNOW WHITE <INSERT HUSBAND’S LAST NAME HERE, BUT IT BETTER FUCKING BE “CHARMING”>))

[KENOBI, BITCH.]

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hammeredtech:

I am trying so desperately hard not to laugh.
It isn’t working.




These hips don&#8217;t lie.
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hammeredtech:

I am trying so desperately hard not to laugh.

It isn’t working.

These hips don’t lie.

    • #papaobi
    • #knightobiwan
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hammeredtech:

papaobi:

hammeredtech:

papaobi:

We can work on it.

Of course— I’m not complaining. It flatters my ego.

Oh shush, you.

Don’t worry. My ego could use a good stroke once in a while.

How is Sasha?

I’m sure.

[she beamed brightly at the inquiry, as she almost always did at the mention of their daughter] She’s very well. I’ve just finished feeding her, and I’ve released her to stir up some havoc in her playpen. [she gently shifted the holopad in her hand] Wanna see her?

[He put his hand on her shoulder and planted a kiss on her temple.] Of course. Lead the way.

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hammeredtech:

papaobi:

We can work on it.

Of course— I’m not complaining. It flatters my ego.

Oh shush, you.

Don’t worry. My ego could use a good stroke once in a while.

How is Sasha?

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hammeredtech:

papaobi:

hammeredtech:

papaobi:

#Good /gods/

You seem impressed.

I don’t know what could have Ever given you that idea.

You’re an open book, my love.

Of course, you have firsthand experience. I’d have thought you’d grown accustomed to it by now.

Awww, all of my attempts at being mysterious. Crushed. You wound me so.

There may forever be some things which I won’t become accustomed to, and I’d rather it remain that way. I still am, and wish to remain, as entranced as the first encounter.

We can work on it.

Of course— I’m not complaining. It flatters my ego.

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    • #[Mmm. Yessss.]
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hammeredtech:

papaobi:

#Good /gods/

You seem impressed.

I don’t know what could have Ever given you that idea.

You’re an open book, my love.

Of course, you have firsthand experience. I’d have thought you’d grown accustomed to it by now.

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    • #[Thank goodness he has plenty of that.]
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#Good /gods/

You seem impressed.

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    • #papaobi
    • #AU
    • #Prose
    • #hammeredtech
    • #[NSFW]
    • #[This may be the dirtiest thing I've ever written.]
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    • #A tad posessive
    • #are we?
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My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi, former Jedi Knight. When the woman I loved was magically bestowed with my child (and I do mean magically in quite literal terms) I retired from my service to the Order to devote myself to a new, equally important cause: my daughter. [Side blog. AU of my AU Obi-Wan Kenobi RP. It's a little complicated.]
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